This is who I am

Im 26 I am unemployed, and I live with my parents. I also know three other absolute facts:

1. I absolutely hate not getting every last bit of attention on me at all times

2. The only thing i like more than attention is sports

3. If it is not about sports i can captivate a crowd better than anyone i know

I have known these three truths my whole life, they are quite literally the only things about me that has needed knowing. That is a dumb fucking sentence. I didnt go to journalism school or took any writing class. I just know that some day people at St. Lawrence will say “oh Danny Danforth? That fucking dumb kid who was super not racist and straight as hell? you mean the guy they named the award after? Yeah i know him he was super cool and very nor racist.”

How do i manage my personality with my drinking habits?i like who i am when I'm drunk let me be that guy sober. I want to be the guy that i think i am when i'm drunk when i'm sober. Fuck that i want to be the guy i am drunk when im sober 24/7. My brain does not work the same way other peoples do. Everyone says it but i genuinely am self aware, crazy, funny, and will say and do whatever people dont think about.