Rundown 10/14 (I got tired)

10/14

So today started just like any other day. I went to bed at like 2:45 and woke up at 7:30. I decided to not lay in bed all day and instead I rose and shoned and ripped a poop and a shower. My sister is in town for my cousins wedding (we will get to that later) so i felt it would only be right for me to go down and hang out with callie (my aforementioned sister). Cal and the Dan Man hung out for a bit just chattin’ and catching up, and then my dad (Don, he’s super handsome) had to go to a meeting. I asked “what meeting do you have at 9 in the morning (am[it’s latin]{I dont know what it means but i think its like ad amunim or something}). Callie (my sister shes 14 months, one week, and one day older than me) proceeded to scramble up some eggs. I am more of an omelet man but she insisted (asked if i wanted any and I said yes) that I have some of her scrambled eggs. At this point it is fucking 9:10 am and boy oh boy do i have a lot else that happened today but i know for a fact that you (Clare) will not answer or read this or give a shit. Because i promise if you sent me this I would not care no offence. You are my boy my friend my pal my favorite person in this world (platonically) but I feel like you don’t care about this.

So after I ate my eggs I waited for my friend (who is also named clare[if i were to do a clare ranking it would be:

1. Clare

2. Clare

]) to finish hanging out with her friends cancerous dad (I guess he actually just got diagnosed with cancer so that joke is not funny despite the fact that my mom just beat cancer and alcoholism (has not beaten that yet because no one wins you just survive)(I shouldnt be telling you this ignore this part) and she (Clare [not you]) was down to play golf with me. It was cold (I did not say ‘twas because thats gay) and windy but i shot a 79. I will say that it may have been the most fun round of golf I have ever played. I got new wedges this week and boy oh boy are they beautiful. Ill talk about them when we hang out I just do not want to bore you.

After golf I went to the Blues game with my hot dad, his wife (my mom) and my sister. My sister (Callie) is 14 months 1 week and 1 day older than me (i think I just said that but that does not matter just fucking chill for once jesus christ), and so when i looked across the rink and saw my buddy Clark sitting with my sister (Callie) and I’s friends Will and David it was quite a fun sighting. Clark and I had a dance off and I guess the camera was there whilst (fancy way of saying while) we were going at it, but they did miss the funny parts. The game ended great, we won in a shootout (which is far too stressful), but at a cost, as Pavel Buchnevich is hurt and did not play the rest of the game after he got taken out in the second. Shoot im tired.

So then, after the game I was trying to plan what my buddies were up to blah blah blah you have already heard about all of this. Eventually Sophie (Clarks girlfriend[my friend{i fucking set them up”if you didnt have a boyfriend I would set you up so fucking well -it was so nice meetingish him I would love to pick his brain about his ranking of letters in order-”}] called me and told me to go to Maggie O’s (I have a friend from college named Maggie O but it is a different Maggie O) and thats where the night gets started.

I know you’re not reading this but if you are snapchat me a video of you saying “awwooooooooooooooooooooooooooga hubbity hubbity ayooooo hubbity ayo”

I need to go to sleep

But so then I went to maggie os (i dont care about typos or grammar anymore) and immediately made friends with people and then i talked to my friends. My friends were Will Cella (Callies friend) (hey im sorry I have to go to sleep I will call you tomorrow morning and finish this up)

Also please ignore the top half thats just my dumb gay (im not gay im saying gay like we used to in middle school when gay meant retarded* and was just used as a slur to joke around with your buddies

*I was just told I can not say retarded either. I am sorry but in context I did not mean to use the word retarded to make fun of disabled people**. I just meant to use “retarded” like instead of “gay***”, meaning retarded

**Retards

***yeah